DVD & Digital Stream: Highland Hijinks
$20.00
($5.00 shipping)
Prepare yourself for an awesome, DOUBLE-FEATURE video!
It starts with a classic from Barely Balanced, "The Sharp Knives and Stupid Human's Show" filmed at the Georgia Renaissance Festival.
Then join us in Scotland for "Highland Hijinks" where we get in trouble all across that rugged country. See who will win in a fight, Barely Balanced or the Loch Ness Monster. Hold back your vomit as we participate in a haggis eating competition. For the adults, discover the history of Scotch as Small drinks enough to become as flammable as our torches!
Don't miss your chance to see the video that Edinburgh Castle said, "Oi, you cannea film here!"
*Spoiler Alert: we still did ;-)
Perilous Pages (Our Tabletop RPG)
$20.00
($5.00 shipping)
The Renaissance Festival is a magical place, but what happens when the magic becomes real?
Join your friends on an adventure to uncover the mystery behind the Perilous Pages before it’s too late!
In this adventure you get to:
Solve wild puzzles inspired by your favorite stage acts, sing karaoke, beat things with a turkey leg, fly on magical beasts, try to use a porta-potty, create your own magical artifact, juggle fire, fight giant monsters, joust, destroy a trivia contest, launch gnomes using catapults, and more!
Perilous Pages takes characters from 1st to 4th level.
5e compatible.
If you've never played D&D before but would like to learn, we suggest picking up the starter set! You can find that here.
Barely Balanced Original Card Game
$12.00
($5.00 shipping)
The stage is set!
You and up to 3 friends rush to perform daring tricks to see who can score the most points.
***Now with new and updated artwork!***
The Barely Balanced card game is completely original and great for parties! It's all about stacking stunts and cracking jokes until your friends blow a hole in their pants. *spare pants sold separately
Fun for all ages
2-4 players
Multiple decks can be combined for larger groups!
Game Design by the incredible Max Holliday from Ginger Ale Games $12.00 (+$3.00 shipping)
The Troublemakers Expansion Deck!
$12.00
($5.00 shipping)
Add in this expansion deck to find out what happens when things go wrong!
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Large split his pants during our hardest stunt? Or if Medium slipped and got a catastrophic wedgie? What if Small was covered in BEES!!!?
With this expansion pack you can not only mess with your competitor's stunts but also add in tons of new moves and artwork to the base game.
Fun for all ages
2-4 players
Requires Base game
Game Design by Cameron Tomele and the incredible Max Holliday
2024 Vinyl Bumper Stickers
Let the world know you're a member of the coolest group of daredevils.
Are you strong and sassy like Small?
Mischievous and foolhardy like Medium?
Or lovely, like a dolled up possum on steroids, like Large?
These vinyl stickers are exclusive to the 2024 tour. Each one is 3" to 4" across and mailed with love (in an envelope Medium licked shut).
One Sticker: $3.50 (+$0 shipping)
All Three Stickers: $9.50 (+$0 shipping)
Origins Issue I: Friendship is Forged
Small, Medium, and Large come together for the first time!
"Look I'm not saying this is the greatest book ever...maybe it's the second or third.
I mean there's adventure, comedy, romance, a misunderstood dragon, elves that would be on the naughty list, a bro-unicorn, dance party dwarves, oh and best of all, me. Lots of me!
Okay me, you convinced me. This is the greatest book ever.
Still could use more me, though...."
-Medium
Dive into the first book in our origin trilogy. Find out how we became friends, formed the team, and the secret mission behind the show. This illustrated novel features amazing artwork from the one and only, Thomas Boatwright. It is written by Medium (Cameron Tomele).
Only available on our Patreon.
Downloadable PDF available for free to our Tier Large patreons. Become a patreon at Patreon.com/barelybalanced.
Origins Issue II: Friendship is Forged
"Things are getting dangerous for me and my crazy friends... The Assisting Avengers, Dashing Defenders, Super Savers...
Okay, I'll come back to that. Look, this whole writing things isn't my bag. They pay me to look good and fight bad guys and that is what this book is full of!
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to sweeping ladies off their feet and using those feet to kick bad guys in the throat."
-Medium
In this thrilling sequel to The Adventure Begins you get to join our heroes on their epic quest to the world of the Fae. Can they learn to work as a team in time to save the day? Find out by ordering your copy now!
Only available on our Patreon.
Downloadable PDF available for free to our Tier Large patreons. Become a patreon at Patreon.com/barelybalanced.
Origins Issue III: It's Showtime!
The stage is set for the big showdown!
It all comes down to this.
The final epic task.
The big question... should I part my chest hair to the left or the right?
Dive back into the world of Barely Balanced with our final graphic novel! An entire army of monsters stand between the team and their goal, but will the surprises they learn make them lose their way?
A tale of comedy, adventure, magic, and romance awaits. Get your copy today!
Only available on our Patreon.
Downloadable PDF available for free to our Tier Large patreons. Become a patreon at Patreon.com/barelybalanced.
Barely Balanced and the Festival of Nightmares
Barely Balanced faces their greatest challenge yet.
Your favorite troupe of acrobatic friends find themselves forced into the Festival of Nightmares. Now they must find the courage to escape or become trapped forever in a world of grotesque, and often hilarious, horror.
Festival of Nightmares was the first graphic novel Medium created. He was hoping our fans, and the Renaissance Festival community, would enjoy this very different type of merchandise item. We're happy to say, they loved it and we went one to create a trilogy after this books success.
Only available on our Patreon.
Downloadable PDF available for free to our Tier Large patreons. Become a patreon at Patreon.com/barelybalanced.